The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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