buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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