Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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