eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I deserve this hangover.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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