how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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