new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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