Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He has the fingertips of a God
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