He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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