just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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