im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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