so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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