It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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