the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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