What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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