we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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