Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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