would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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