But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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