what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I want a musical about memes.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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