So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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