There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just took my morning after pill in the library
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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