what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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