Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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