That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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