he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
