I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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