You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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