she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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