She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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