Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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