Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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