therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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