Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Life is so much better after having sex.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It's shark week go big or go home
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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