check it out our google latitudes are spooning
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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