btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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