im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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