nut hugger
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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