yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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