So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
