hotel room ftw
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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