But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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