dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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