come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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