yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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