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I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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