She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Are we still banned from the library?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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