His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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