I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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