Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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