Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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